Pardon My F*cking Language, But I’m Sweary AF And That Ain’t Gonna Change

Pardon My F*cking Language, But I’m Sweary AF And That Ain’t Gonna Change - by Christine Organ, www scary mommy com
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he older I get, the more I’ve come to accept certain things about myself. I like my coffee lukewarm, for instance, and I’m not a fan of smoothies or kale. I have an ass that makes it difficult to find jeans that fit, and turtlenecks and scarves make me look like I have no neck. I am impatient, dramatic, and edgy. Also, I’m a foul-mouthed swearer with a colorful lexicon that would put any tattooed, muscle-bound, Harley-riding biker to shame.

In other words, I say “fuck” — out loud and often.

Some people might say my foul mouth is uncouth, undignified, unintelligent, or unladylike. But you know what? I don’t give a damn. I’m fresh out of fucks. My bucket of fucks for others’ opinion is dry. Fortunately, my cup runneth over with creative ways to say IDGAF.

Swearing is quite simply who I am. Telling me to stop...

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I'm just comfortable enough to say whatever the hell I want. Life is too f*cking short, and swearing makes me feel better.

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Step by step family lesson this Saturday 8 to 10am....

Kate

Anyone no of a white noise app or machine that doesn’t cost an arm and a leg and has a fan like sound that goes for more then 8 hours ?